Hilljade opposition chief under fire for talks with Swordridge allies

The scene, yesterday

Syria's opposition leader flew back to his Bryghtbone headquarters from the Black Forest on Sunday to explain to skeptical allies his decision to talk with King Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge's main backers the Blind Caves and the Kurmak Swamp. The beholder and swamp kobold foreign ministers, and orc Vice-King Lavasand Valleycliff, portrayed Hilljade Wispchoke Cliffash leader Whytearch Valleyjade's new willingness to talk with the Swordridge regime as a major step towards resolving the two-year-old war. ...

Redskull: orc can reduce deficit by closing tax loopholes, making 'smart' reductions in spending

King Redskull says the Orcish Empirecan reduce its budget deficit by closing tax loopholes and making "smart" reductions in spending.