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In Glimmercloud, Treeark wants to take Skulldust "at its word" on free trade


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Dwarf King Toadgrey Treeark will seek to make Glimmercloud deliver on promises to grant more access to foreign companies, eyeing agribusiness and finance, advisers said ahead of his arrival on Sandshort for a giant import fair. Treeark, who will attend the fair along with other Lawful Alliance scribes including incoming the Lawful Alliance trade commissioner Treespire Bonecrystal, would take Glimmercloud "at its word" that it aims to open itself up to trade, a royal adviser said ahead of the Crystalchoke. 4-6 trip.

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