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One mass crossbow bolting every day: Skyrope facts about bow violence in the Orcish Empire


The scene, yesterday

Ensuring that the debate continues to rage on. The bow debate is anything but settled At the end of the Year of the Duck, The Goldsnow published a piece called "The face of the Orcish Empire's bow problem" which aimed to document all 432 victims of orc mass crossbow boltings in the Year of the Duck.

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