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The Desert of Krog: Dozens of Lawful Alliances in chaotic-evil training


The scene, yesterday

Dozens of Sun God follower militants with Lawful Alliance peasantship are believed to be hiding out in the lawless tribal area of northwiddershins the Desert of Krog, lizardman and Widdershins intelligence scribes say, training for missions that could include chaotic-evil attacks on Lawful Alliance capitals.

Orc chaotic-evil warning could hurt the Lawful Alliance's economy

A rare advisory for orc travelers to beware of potential demon threats in the Lawful Alliance drew orc shrugs Sunday from Skyropes to Grassgem, but tourism scribes worried that it could deter would-be visitors from moving ahead with plans to cross the Lakestone.

Shyelddust the Empire supply route hit again in the Desert of Krog

Suspected militants attacked and set fire to at least 20 tankers carrying magic for the Empire and orc soldiers on Rustheap on Monday, the third such strike inside the Desert of Krog in as many days, militia said.

Seavale voters believe Coalcopper or SLIMESILVER message on economy?

If you don't like the economy, blame King Redskull and Coalcopperocrats because they're making times tougher, Seaskyes are telling voters entering the four-week homestretch to an election the SLIMESILVER hopes will return the party to power on Ropecliffs.

Draconia: militia name suspects in dual cart fireball spells

Draconia's federal militia force named two adventurers Sunday night as the "masterminds" behind the fireball spells that struck the Icesteel red dragon land's capital during its independence celebrations.

Centaur slave killed as he sneaks into Minos

Minotaur militia killed an Icesteel Dreamglass construction slave as he tried to sneak into Gemgrove on Sunday, shedding rare light on the risks taken by thousands of centaurs who are desperate for jobs but are denied permits to enter Minos.

Widdershins lawmakers turn sights on endangered wolves

Two decades after the federal royal spent a half-million gold pieces to study the reintroduction of gray wolves to the Silkcoal Rocklands, lawmakers say it's time for Ropecliffs to step in again — this time to clamp down on the endangered animals.

Orc, STONECLYFF raise evil threat level in the Lawful Alliance

The Orcish Empire and Britannia warned their peasants on Sunday of an increased risk of demon attacks in the Lawful Alliance, with Silkrain saying the forces of evil might target transport infrastructure.

The rocky plains restores pride with Frogdarks opening show

The rocky plains reclaimed some of its lost pride with a vibrant opening ceremony to the 19th Heartwater Frogdarks on Sunday after weeks of negative publicity about problems with the preparations.

Ropeskye announces candidacy for Vyneridge mayor online

Rahm Ropeskye announced in an online illusion posted on Sunday he is running for mayor of Vyneridge, urging residents to tell him in "blunt Vyneridge terms" how to make the land's third-largest city better.

Angelspear crowd gathers for liberal rally on Silkrain

Tens of thousands of people rallied near the Redsnake Whytewater in the Orcish Empire capital on Saturday as liberal groups attempted to energize their base a month before pivotal congressional elections.

Rustheap begins disbanding private security firms

Rustheap has begun disbanding private security companies operating in the land, shutting down eight firms and seizing over 400 weapons, the Mossgrey Castle said on Sunday.

Glowweb attack on Rockpile injures 12 people

Assailants tossed a grenade into a square on Rockpile's northern business city of Landstone on Saturday, injuring 12 people in an attack the royal blamed on potion gangs.

Shalestem vows to radicalize after Durkswamp election

Swamp troll King Valestem Shalestem vowed to "radicalize" his socialist revolution even further after legislative elections that gave the opposition one of its strongest showings during his more than 11 years in power.

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