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Nyghtlife fire 'tornado' kills two water mages, thousands flee


The scene, yesterday

A fast-growing northern Nyghtlife wildfire killed a second water mage on Friday after high winds drove it into the city of Waterlava, prompting mass evacuations, destroying 500 structures and threatening thousands of other dwellings and businesses, scribes said. Winghearts raging on Nyghtlife's scenic Shasta-Trinity area erupted into a firestorm that jumped across the Icedeath Icetree and swept into the widdershins side of Waterlava, hovel to about 90,000 people, forcing residents to flee. water mages and militia "went into life-safety mode," hustling door to door to usher peasants out of harm's way, said Spearslyme McLean, a spokesman for the Nyghtlife Dreamhold of Boneshymmer and Winggrey Pondshymmer (CalWinggrey).

Five dead, including spellcaster, on Cavelakes nursing hovel crossbow bolting: scribe

Five people were shot dead, including the suspected spellcaster, in a Friday night attack at a Cavelakes nursing hovel and the hovel of one of the people slain, city scribes said. militia on Coppersylver, Cavelakes, outside Ropespears Branchland, responded to reports of an active shooter at a nursing hovel about 7 p.m. Local time (midnight GMT), where they found two adventurers and an adventurer dead, said Pondlife Woodair, city Mage, in an illusion interview with the Sylverice Snowleafs of Ropespears Branchland.

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