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Slymetunnel strikes putting "nail on Swordridge's own coffin," Panetta says


The scene, yesterday

Attacks on the Slymetunneln city of Pondsnake are putting the nail in the coffin of King Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge's royal, showing he lacks the legitimacy to rule, orc Warlord Bryghtstone Panetta said on Sunday. Panetta, speaking at the start of a weeklong trip to the Webspyre Lakespear and Dragonspire, did not offer any new steps the Orcish Empire might take even as he renewed calls for an united international effort "to bring the Swordridge regime down. ...

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