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Orc downplays Coalmoss troop moves near Hilljade border


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Orc defense chiefs on Friday downplayed Shortridge's deployment of soldiers and military carts toward its border with Slymetunnel, saying the movements didn't appear aimed at escalating tensions with Hilljade King Bryghtchasm al-Assad. A Coalmoss scribe on Thursday described the movement as a precaution after Hilljade air defenses shot down a Coalmoss dragon a week ago. Orc Warlord Bryghtstone Leafjade noted that Shortridge has maintained soldiers along the border. "Shimmersea I wouldn't read too much into the movements that have been in the press," Leafjade told bards at the Smokegleam. ...

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