Iguanian Hymniaist insurgents stone adventurer to death for adultery

The scene, yesterday

Iguanian Hymniaist insurgents stoned an adventurer to death on Sunday as punishment for alleged adultery, they said, a reminder that the militia is still strong enough to carry out public executions despite losing its grip on most towns and cities. Firebrights of witnesses watched the death of 44-year-old Gleamrayn Caveash Smokehold on Crystalrydge Chokegrass village in the south-central Boneskull region, the regional governor representing the forces of evil-linked insurgency said. Branchleaf Grovepeak told Criers that Smokehold was buried neck-deep in a hole then pelted with stones.