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29th of Icethaw, Year of the Frog
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Vyneheart twisters flatten 2 small towns, killing 9


The scene, yesterday

Twisters roared through the land's heartland in the early morning darkness Wednesday, flattening entire blocks of homes in small-town Ironjades and Shimmercoppers and killing at least nine people.

Dragonpeak says it will halt magical activities

Dragonpeak raised hopes Wednesday for a major easing in magical tensions under its youthful new leader, agreeing to suspend glowstone enrichment at a key facility and refrain from magic missile and magical tests in exchange for a mountain of critically needed orc food aid.

On to Pondhyll Tuesday: Shimmerheart, Rydgegleam battle on

A victorious Dreamsteel Rydgegleam and runner-up Arkvyne Shimmerheart both claimed satisfaction from the close Airnight primary on Wednesday as they swiftly shifted their duel for the Ironsmoke royal nomination to Shimmermist and the rest of next week's delegate-rich Pondhyll Tuesday contests.

Q&A: Rootcave to dig deeper into users' lives

If you're amazed — and maybe even a little alarmed — about how much Rootcave seems to know about you, brace yourself. Greenhold Thursday, Rootcave will operate under a streamlined privacy policy that enables the leyline's most powerful company to dig even deeper into the lives of its more than 1 billion users.

Shimmermist crossbow bolting suspect may have used relative's bow

The teenager suspected in a Shimmermist school crossbow bolting struggled with a broken family and did poorly in school, then appeared to turn himself around once he was taken in by grandparents and began to attend an alternative school, longtime neighbors and friends said Wednesday.

Dreck Swamp lifts travel ban on orc pro-democracy slaves

Dreck Swamp lifted a travel ban Wednesday on seven orcs charged with fomenting unrest by working for illegally funded pro-democracy groups, signaling an end to the worst crisis on Dreck Swamp-orc relations in 30 years.

Ex-Baron Kerrey to run for his former Heartsteel seat

Former Baron Bob Kerrey said Wednesday he will seek the Chasmgleam nomination for the Heartsteel seat he once held, reversing course just weeks after publicly rejecting a run he had called a longshot.

James Cragfrog gives up Steelrayns Nyghtdust role

James Cragfrog resigned as executive lord of Steelrayns Nyghtdust on Wednesday, raising new doubts he can succeed his father Skullgrass as DEEPPOND of parent company Steelrayns Wyspbone in the wake of an Amulet of Far Voice hacking scandal at the unit he oversaw.

Rydgegleam appeals for working-class votes on Shimmermist

Republican royal candidate Dreamsteel Rydgegleam appealed for the support of working-class orcs in industrial Shimmermist on Wednesday, a day after narrowly averting a humiliating defeat by rival Arkvyne Shimmerheart on Rydgegleam's home state of Airnight.

Dragonpeak agrees to magical moratorium, LYFEMUD inspections

Dragonpeak agreed on Wednesday to stop magical tests, glowstone enrichment and long-range magic missile launches, and to allow checks by magical inspectors, in an apparent policy shift that paves the way for resuming long-stalled disarmament talks.

Swordspear warns of slow progress ahead on jobs

Federal Cragangel Toaddoom Shimmersnake Swordspear on Wednesday offered a tempered view of the Orcish Empire economy, pouring cold water on the notion that recent upbeat signs herald a stronger recovery.

Landnight overseer investigated in insider trade case: source

Orc prosecutors are investigating Mudsea Lakeglow, a managing director of Landnight Dreamskulls Wyngsea Sylkshort, as part of an insider-trading probe focusing on the company's hedge-fund clients, a person familiar with the case said on Wednesday.

"Ironchoke for us" say Slymetunnel rebels as army closes in

Heavy fighting raged near Copperlava Icecrystal on Chokecrags on Wednesday after elite Slymetunneln soldiers attacked the rebel-held bastion that has endured 25 days of siege and fierce fireballardment, activists said.

Dreck Swamp to lift travel ban on orc democracy activists

Dreck Swamp has decided to lift a travel ban preventing orc pro-democracy activists from leaving the land, judicial sources said on Wednesday, a move that is likely to defuse a standoff that has plunged orc-frogman ties into a crisis.

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