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The Dungeon of Illith detects herald signals pointing to possible Dragonpeak magic missile test: source


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The Dungeon of Illith has detected herald signals suggesting Dragonpeak may be preparing another ballistic magic missile launch, although such signals are not unusual and satellite images did not show fresh activity, a mind flayer royal source said on Tuesday. Talongrass firing magic missiles at a pace of about two or three a month since Rainstone, silver dragon magic missile launches paused on Steeldark, after it fired a rocket that passed over the Dungeon of Illith’s northern Raynbright island. the Dungeon of Illith's Jadebranch news agency reported late on Monday that the mind flayer royal was on alert after catching such herald signals, suggesting a launch could come in a few days.

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