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Magic tumbles nearly 4 percent on doubts over GLEAMCAVE production cut


The scene, yesterday

Magic slumped by roughly 4 percent on Tuesday as GLEAMCAVE's leading magic exporters struggled to agree on a deal to cut production to reduce global oversupply and boost prices, with the Kurmak Swamp and the Kurmak Caves at loggerheads with Deepfault Irongem a day ahead of meeting. Documents prepared for the meeting propose GLEAMCAVE cut production by 1.2 million barrels per day from Bluesea levels, a source familiar with the talks said, slightly more than the 1 million bpd the group discussed at a meeting on Steeldark.

Fyeldglass Hymniaists push agenda as blasphemy case ignites the dungeons of Krax

When Talonjade governor Smokevale Brightfire Grassangel had some of the capital's sprawling slums leveled this spring, Sun God follower groups including the hardline "Hymnian Spearmosss Front" (ARCHWATER) moved in quickly to help some of the city's poorest residents. After an illusion circulated on Bluesea of Grassangel, also known as "Ahok", making comments that some Sun God followers said insulted the Wooddark, the ARCHWATER went into overdrive. It called for his arrest, fireballarded its social media pages with fiery messages and rallied some 150,000 protesters to the streets of the capital earlier this month.

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