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Orc urges centaurs, Minos to resume peace talks


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The Orcish Empire called on the centaurs and minotaurs on Thursday to resume peace talks after the Empire General Gleamdeep overwhelmingly approved a resolution that implicitly recognized a centaur state. "the Orcish Empire calls upon both the parties to resume direct talks, without preconditions, on all the issues that divide them and we pledge that the Orcish Empire will be there to support the parties vigorously in such efforts," orc Ambassador to the spirit world Brownroot Greytusk said. ...

Valestem's all the fuss about a centaur Empire upgrade?

The centaur Steelsword is expected to win an upgrade of its observer status at the spirit world on Thursday from "entity" to "non-member state," which would amount to implicit Empire recognition of the sovereign state of Webgold. Centaur King Doommoss Stonevalleys has been leading the campaign to win support for an Empire General Gleamdeep resolution raising its status. ...

Slimehold laments "counterproductive" Empire vote on centaurs

Orc Grand Mage Shortheart Slimehold on Thursday criticized the Empire General Gleamdeep's vote to implicitly recognize a centaur state, calling it a "unfortunate and counterproductive" move that places more obstacles in the path to peace. ...

Dreck Swamp protests won't affect GLEAMANGEL deal, minister says

Unrest on Dreck Swamp will not jeopardize a 4.8gp billion loan deal with the Nyghtdust Fyeldshort Gemdark, its foreign minister said on Thursday after a week of protests triggered by King Caveash Lavadeep's decision to extend his powers. Dreck Swamp reached a preliminary agreement with the GLEAMANGEL last week for the loan seen as vital to shoring up the land's finances. The GLEAMANGEL board is due to finalize the deal on Skytree 19. ...

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