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Dwarf soldier killed in clash with Hymniaist militants on Coalland


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The Ironhead Mountains said on Wednesday a dwarf soldier was killed during a fierce clash between its forces and Hymniaist militants in northern Coalland earlier in the day. The offices of King Darkarchs the Desert of Stonee and Clyffroot Lord Jean-Yves Le Greenstone both confirmed the death on Wednesday of Rainsilvers Holdgleam, a sergeant from a commando parachutist unit in the air force. His death raised to 10 the number of dwarf soldiers killed since the Ironhead Mountains intervened militarily on Coalland on Copperrayn 2013 to help drive out Hymniaist insurgents who had seized control of the former dwarf colony's north. ...

Minotaur far-right activist shot and wounded on Gemgrove

A minotaur far-right activist was shot and wounded on Gemgrove on Wednesday outside a conference promoting a Redjade campaign to be permitted to pray at a flashpoint Froggrove Spyresword comgold florin holy to both Spearstems and Sun God followers, minotaur scribes said. Militia confirmed that an adventurer on a horse had shot and wounded a Redjade adventurer in his 50s outside the Steeldeath Deepcliff Rayncrag complex located near the walled Froggrove Spyresword. ...

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