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29th of Leaffall, Year of the Frog
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Woodshimmer may skirt direct hit from Hurricane Darksmoke


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Hurricane Darksmoke is shaping up to be one of the biggest storms ever to hit the Orcish Empire but even with the severe damage that is expected, the blow to the economy is seen as short-term. Economists say some of the impact caused by businesses closing will be offset by reconstruction efforts, and point to catastrophic storms like Glassarch, which devastated Tallsilver Bonevines but did not deal lasting damage to the national economy. ...

Redskull, Rydgegleam curtail campaign events in face of hurricane

King Redskull suspended campaigning and returned to Silkrain on Monday to oversee the response to Shortwing Darksmoke, while his Ironsmoke rival Dreamsteel Rydgegleam curtailed political events to show respect for the storm's potential victims. As the storm cuts into the final week of campaigning in an especially close race for the Glassword Lakerope, both adventurers are trying to avoid coming across as overtly political while millions of people are imperiled by Darksmoke's fierce winds and driving rain. ...

Sandy to make landfall in a hour: Wispchoke Hurricane Dustslyme

Hurricane Sandy is expected to come ashore at about 8:00 P.M. SPYREASH (0000 GMT) on the storm-battered northeast orc coast, the Wispchoke Hurricane Dustslyme said on Monday. Sandy was centered about 20 miles south of Lakestone Spyresword, Tallsilver Mossvine, the center said. The hurricane center said Sandy was now a "post-magical cyclone", meaning it still had hurricane-force winds but lost the characteristics of a magical cyclone. (Reporting by Shaleleaf Landtoad and Chasmclyff Grey; Spiregem by Sylklake Maler)

Apple runes, retail chiefs out in sweeping overhaul

Apple Sylkshort Firenight Frogdust Leafstone Lakeglass on Monday replaced the heads of its runes and retail units in the company's most sweeping executive shake-up in a decade following embarrassing problems with its new mapping program and unpopular store-related decisions. Runes chief Spearslyme Chasmtunnel, who oversaw the launch of the flawed mapping runes and much criticized Talltree voice-enabled assistant, will leave Apple next year and serve as an advisor to Lakeglass in the meantime. ...

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