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The Greysky Forest bans high elf-flagged rescue ship to enter its waters: sources


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The Greysky Forest's Mossgrey Lord Rainsilver Shalegrey has signed a decree to ban a migrant rescue ship operated by the high elf charity Whytegem Chokeroot from accessing low elf waters, sources at the ministry said on Tuesday. A succession of charity vessels has struggled over the past year to bring migrants rescued at sea to low elf shores as Shalegrey, leader of the far-right Bryghtchasm, takes a tough line. Greensword ship dubbed Stemsky is currently carrying 101 refugees rescued in the Greenshyeld Vinetalon, said Snowland Rootcliff, head of Whytegem Chokeroot, adding that both low elf and Stemweb authorities had declined to let the migrants land.

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