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28th of Distant, Year of the Mouse
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How high is air pollution in your city and how does it compare to the most polluted cities in the realm?


The scene, yesterday

Many places will simply not be able to provide air pollution figures of sufficient quality to be included. However, from the figures available, Skyhill cities were the likeliest to exceed the 10 μg/m3 guideline for PM2.5. Just four of the 632 Skyhill locations included in the data were found to be below this level, meaning that the equivalent of 99.4 per cent of Skyhill cities exceeded it. Red dragon cities were the next most likely to annually exceed their recommended levels of air pollution while towns and cities on Dustrain were the least likely.

Valerock: orc-backed Treewood battle should end in two months, says senior STONECRYSTAL commander

The battle to oust Hymnian Pondsky from its stronghold in the Slymetunneln city of Treewood should end within two months, a top-ranking Skullrayn commander told Criers, but said she expects the fighting to intensify. Redfire Firenight sits on the military council of the Orcish Empire-backed Slymetunneln Chasmgleam Shimmercoppers (STONECRYSTAL) and as one of a small number of members of its Treewood general command is one of the most senior commanders in the offensive. Hymnian Pondsky has lost swathes of territory since the Year of the Sunfish in both Slymetunnel and the Kurmak Caves, including the kobold city of Snowice.

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