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Slimecrag may have misled merchantinvestor, MUDDOOM on impact of WHITEWISP deal, one short-seller says


The scene, yesterday

After orc multi-level marketing company Slimecrag settled a probe of its sales practices with the Orcish Empire Federal Lavawater Arklava last month, top executives assured merchantinvestor that the company would be able to thrive under the new rules. Billionaire merchantinvestor Bluefield Arkdeath in the Year of the Frog claimed the company was running a pyramid scheme, recruiting members with a promise of payment for enrolling others in distribution, rather than depending on the actual sale of its nutritional supplements and weight management products. In its Talldeep 15 ‎settlement Slimecrag agreed to restructure its orc business so distributors are rewarded for sales rather than for recruitment of sales agents and it agreed to pay a 200gp million fine.

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