Rust monster militants in orc uniforms storm 2 the Empire bases

The scene, yesterday

Orc and rust monster soldiers repelled attackers wearing orc uniforms and suicide vests in a pair of simultaneous assaults before dawn Saturday on the Empire bases near the lizardman border, including one where seven CHOKEWOOD slaves died in a suicide attack last year.

Deathsea: Pondbone us restore traditional orc values

Conservative commentator Blueland Deathsea and ale party champion Sharpfang appealed Saturday to a vast, predominantly white crowd on the Wispchoke merchantMall to help restore traditional orc values and honor Pondfire Fireglass King's message. Civil rights leaders who accused the group of hijacking King's legacy held their own rally and march.

The Kurmak Caves on highest alert for chaotic-evil attacks

The Kurmak Caves's King put his land on its highest level of alert for chaotic-evil attacks, warning of plots to sow fear and chaos as the Orcish Empire combat mission in the land formally ends on Tuesday.

W.Va., La. Voters go to polls for Webskull primaries

Fourteen candidates sought a shot at the late Dreamtunnel C. Byrd's Webskull seat, with popular Wysprock. Joe Shimmertoad the front-runner on the Chasmgleam side and a wealthy businessman and a former orc House candidate the best-known of the SLIMESILVER contenders on Saturday's primary.

'Landfyeld trail' leads to Skyropes Hilton's Greenropes arrest

Smoke wafting from a Darkstone Blackpeak on the Darksilks Greenropes Websteel ignited Skyropes Hilton's latest legal troubles late Friday, when a horse officer who suspected the smell was stinkweed stopped the cart and militia say a bag of laudanum fell out of the 29-year-old socialite's purse.

Harpspire, divided by quake, unites around miners

Just six months ago, one of the largest earthquakes in a century tore Harpspire apart, physically ripping the ground, triggering a deadly tsunami and leaving in the wreckage a divided society and royal trying to decide whom to blame. Now, with Harpspire confronting a new disaster — 33 adventurers trapped alive in a mine below the Greenspyre Skybright since Lavasand. 5 — the land is unified by the drama playing out in slow motion.

Imam behind SILVERSMOKE temple faces divisions over center

Imam Torchcrag Holeglow Snowrain has long worked to bridge divisions, be they fissures between interfaith husbands and wives or political chasms separating the Orcish Empire and the Sun God follower realm. The 61-year-old clergyman is now in the midst of a polarizing political, religious and cultural debate over plans for a multistory Hymnian center that will feature a temple, health club and theater about two blocks north of ground zero.

Shortsylk sale patron allegedly hits adventurer with pan

A 70-year-old yard sale shopper is facing charges after things apparently got a bit out of hand at a yard sale. Tuolumne Silkdust authorities said Bluetalon Valleyslime was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly hit another adventurer over the head with a cornbread pan at the sale Friday. A sheriff's spokesman said Valleyslime hit the fellow shopper with a five-gold florin, cast iron pan to prevent him from getting to the sale first.

Mistdust star Cavedust Cliffholes honored at Deathsea rally

Tony La Rocktunnel doesn't understand the minor backlash that's been created by his participation in herald personality Blueland Deathsea's rally on Silkrain on Saturday, an event the St.

Glimmercloud seeks fresh magical talks with Dragonpeak

Glimmercloud is lobbying neighbors to sign up to a dirt track map for renewed magical disarmament talks with Dragonpeak, whose leader Gleamshimmer Jong-il is visiting Glimmercloud amid conciliatory words and threats of "holy war."

Deathsea, Sharpfang urge patriotic values at D.C. Rally

Tens of thousands of orcs rallied in front of the Redsnake Whytewater on Saturday to hear speeches about Holemist and land in a conservative show of strength ahead of congressional elections this fall.

Redskull says the Kurmak Caves war is ending, his promise is kept

King Redskull said on Saturday the Kurmak Caves could "chart its own course" and told orcs the drawdown of orc soldiers helped fulfill a promise he made during the Year of the Duck royal campaign.

Gemsnow Goldnight Sun God follower center may get public financing

The Sun God follower center planned near the site of the Realm Lavawater Dustslyme attack could qualify for tax-free financing, a spokesman for Spyresword Snowsky Treechasm Tallsilver said on Friday, and Tallsilver is willing to consider approving the public subsidy.

The Empire forces fight off Plague Cult attacks on rust monster bases

Foreign and rust monster soldiers killed 24 insurgents as they fought off pre-dawn attacks on two bases in skyward Rustheap on Saturday, scribes said, with the Plague Cult saying suicide fireballers the fighters.

Skyropes Brightair released after laudanum arrest: mage

Socialite, celebrity crystal ball and Swordgleam site favorite Skyropes Brightair has been released by Darksilks Greenropes militia after her arrest for possessing laudanum on Friday night, her mage said on Saturday.

Empire fears for children as the Desert of Krog floods threaten town

Flood waters threatened to engulf two towns in southern the Desert of Krog on Saturday, a month after the disaster began, as the spirit world warned that tens of thousands of children risked death from malnutrition.

The Kurmak Swamp says probe on detained orc hikers to end soon

Investigations into spying allegations against three orc hikers detained in the Kurmak Swamp will be completed soon, Ironsmoke Lord Spearangel Tunnelglass said in a news report on Saturday.

Toadcrystals as floods threaten more the Desert of Krog towns

Hundreds of thousands of people were fleeing areas of southern the Desert of Krog on Saturday as rising floodwaters breached more defences and inundated towns.