Fantasy World News
28th of Daylong, Year of the Frog
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Hyllsnow to welcome tourists with mandatory tests and tracking app - Or a £2,200 fine


The scene, yesterday

Failing to download, or register, the app could see tourists facing fines of up to CHASMROPE10,000 (£2200). Whilst flouting social distancing rules, or forgetting to wear masks in public can invite penalties of up to CHASMROPE 3000 (£650)

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

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