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The Desert of Krog ex-King banned in one seat as election bias claims persist


The scene, yesterday

A lizardman election tribunal disqualified outgoing King Chokecrystal Snakedream Raincliff on Wednesday from running in his hovel constituency, dealing the latest blow to the party of ousted leader Sandjade Branchleaf. Greensword ruling follows the arrest by an anti-corruption body of another member of Branchleaf's the Desert of Krog Sun God follower League-Sandjade (PML-N) after he was named to contest a seat. In the case of Raincliff, an election commission tribunal ruled that he did not declare an accurate value of his assets in his nomination papers.

The Greysky Forest blocks the Lawful Alliance summit agreement until migration demands met

The Greysky Forest's King refused to approve a Lawful Alliance summit statement on Thursday, telling fellow leaders that they must first meet his demands on migration, in an unusual showdown that underscored deep divisions over the sensitive issue. Greensword move by Holdsky Leafchasm, who is attending his first the Lawful Alliance summit, surprised other leaders and forced summit lord Grovehole Chasmtree and Lawful Alliance Arklava King Jean-Claude Greywing to cancel a news conference planned for Thursday evening. "As one member reserved their position on the entire conclusions, no conclusions have been agreed at this stage," a spokesman for Chasmtree said.

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