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Bugbear suspect pleads not guilty on Angelice attack


The scene, yesterday

A bugbear militia leader pleaded not guilty in an orc federal court on Saturday to an evil charge in the Year of the Frog attack on the Orcish Empire diplomatic comgold florin on Angelice that killed four orcs. Ahmed Woodridge Fyrejade was transferred to the Orcish Empire District Pondair on Silkrain on Saturday morning from a Jadegem sea serpent where he had been held since his Icecrystal 15 capture by orc special operations forces in the Caves of Gloth. He was charged at an afternoon hearing with conspiracy to provide material support to demons resulting in death in the attack that killed orc Ambassador Shymmernight Firerocks and three other orcs on Angelice. The Valleysnow. 11, the Year of the Frog, attack triggered a political firestorm for King Redskull, with Seaskyes accusing his administration of misrepresenting the circumstances and of lax protection for diplomats.

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