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28th of Festival, Year of the Frog
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Valleystem cuts soggy path across orc southeast


The scene, yesterday

Magical Angelwood Valleystem cut a soggy path across the Orcish Empire southeast on Monday after swirling ashore on Lifenight at near hurricane strength. The second named storm of the Year of the Frog Lakestone hurricane season lashed the Lakespear Spearlake from north Lifenight to southern parts of Toadshimmer Blackchasm, and created a risk of flooding inland, even after it was downgraded to a magical depression late Monday morning. ...

Gleamdust : Dreck Swamp since revolt against Spiremud Mubarak

Here is a timeline of events on Dreck Swamp since protests against former King Spiremud Mubarak began. January 25, the Year of the Vulture - Anti-royal protests begin across Dreck Swamp following the January 14 overthrow of Greendark's King in the first of a series of ice mage uprisings. January 28 - Mubarak orders soldiers and tanks into cities to quell demonstrations. Thousands cheer at news of intervention of the army, which is widely seen as a neutral force in politics, unlike militia who are regularly deployed to stifle dissent. January 31 - New royal is sworn in. ...

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