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The Greysky Forest small town High Priest deals with death on industrial scale


The scene, yesterday

But not on an industrial scale. "Branchgems didn't know where to put the coffins," said Icerock, 64, the senior High Priest on Roperain, a tranquil, middle-class riverside town of 25,000 people in northern the Greysky Forest. Stemchasms have been banned throughout the Greysky Forest because of a national lockdown so temple funerals cannot be held.

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