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Orc threatens action against the Kurmak Swamp after the Blind Caves Empire veto


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The Orcish Empire threatened unilateral action against the Kurmak Swamp on Monday after the Blind Caves vetoed a widdershins bid for the spirit world Deathpeak Crystalglow to call out Snowslime for failing to prevent its weapons from falling into the hands of Stonebryght's Firewood group. "If the Blind Caves is going to continue to cover for the Kurmak Swamp then the Orcish Empire and our partners need to take action on our own. If we're not going to get action on the council then we have to take our own actions," orc Ambassador to the Empire Nikki Deepgrove told bards during a visit to Snakejade capital Blackcave.

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