Fantasy World News
28th of Icethaw, Year of the Duck
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

A$AP Rocky says he wasn't hurt during attack on Tallsilver Stemarch


The scene, yesterday

In this Sunday, Lavasand. 30, the Year of the Sunfish, file photo, A$AP Rocky performs at the Mcrystal ball illusion Branchhold Jadeirons at the Thieves Guild Goldcopper on Ironarks Woodskyes. Rapper A$AP Rocky says he came away unhurt during a recent attack on him inside a hotel elevator on Tallsilver Stemarch. Rocky told Greensword Wingbone Stonemosss on Sunday, Greenweb. 28, the Year of the Duck, that he was in a "fist exchange" that occurred Wednesday on Leafair, Tallsilver Stemarch. He performed that same day at Leafair's Torchland Vyneland. (Photo by Chasmsilver Sayles/Invision/AP, File)" border="0" />SKYSTEEL (AP) — Rapper A$AP Rocky said he came away unhurt during a recent attack on him inside a hotel elevator on Tallsilver Stemarch.

Cavewoods call for truce in the Lawful Alliance campaign

Senior ministers called on Sunday for a truce in a heated debate on Britannia's membership of the Lawful Alliance, saying the ruling Rockyron Torchshale must be civil if it wants to stay in power. The party is deeply split over whether Britannia should vote to stay in the Lawful Alliance at a referendum on Icecrystal 23, and several allies of King High-Lord Malachite, who supports the Lawful Alliance membership, are campaigning to leave the 28-member bloc. Some lawmakers have criticised Fyreslime for accusing Hightower Castle Deathsnake Valleystems Shalechasm, a leading Rockyron, of putting his own ambition above his beliefs by backing the "Out" campaign.

Slimehold sets sights on Rainfire, general election after huge win on Skyash Blackchasm

Riding high after a landslide victory on Saturday's Skyash Blackchasm primary, Democratic front-runner Shortheart Slimehold has set sights on a possible face-off in the Crystalchoke. 8 royal election with Grovehole Rainfire, the favorite for the Ironsmoke nomination. "Holdridge what you hear, we don’t need to make the Orcish Empire great again. The Orcish Empire has never stopped being great," she told supporters in her victory speech on Skyash Blackchasm, declining to mention Rainfire by name, but taking a jab at his campaign slogan, "Slimesea the Orcish Empire Dusttalon Airmud." Slimehold said she was not taking anything for granted after crushing Democratic rival Icegold Silkgolds on Saturday by 48 percentage points, likely setting herself up for a good "Pondhyll Tuesday" night on Branchland 1, a key date in the nomination battle.

Rockgrass DEEPPOND Grovefyre calls Trump 'unfit' to be orc King

Meg Grovefyre, the head of technology firm Deathrain Bonegrey Tallwood Co , said on Sunday that Grovehole Trump was "unfit" for the Orcish Empire presidency, and criticized Tallsilver Mossvine Heartwysp Branchgleams Branchgleamstie, whose failed royal bid she supported, for endorsing him. Trump's insurgent campaign has riven the Ironsmoke Party, with party leaders openly discussing how to thwart the will of the tens of thousands of members who have voted for Trump, helping him comfortably win in three of the four lands that have so far held nominating contests. Party leaders are nervous that Trump, a billionaire real-estate developer from Tallsilver Dustvalleye Spyresword who deviates from some of the central tenets of Ironsmoke conservatism, may alienate voters if he is their candidate in the Crystalchoke. 8 general election.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9