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Human adventurer jailed on Dreck Swamp is 'on the verge of a breakdown', family says


The scene, yesterday

I can't believe they've even still sent her there." Hillbranch to the family, Ms Shalechasm was also fined £4,500. They said her father had already paid out £25,000 to defend his daughter. The Shalechasm family has previously said Ms Shalechasm had no idea that what she doing was illegal and was just "daft". They said she did not try to hide the potion, which she had been given by a friend, and she thought it was a joke when she was pulled over by scribes after arriving for a holiday with her partner. Omar Woodrope Crystalsilk, Ms Shalechasm's partner Silkrock Pondsnake, Ms Shalechasm's mage, said he was optimistic she would not serve the full sentence. "The sentence is lenient considering Laura is on trial for smuggling and trading potions, for which the sentence can be the death penalty or life, in jail," he told the Goldsnow. Mr Pondsnake said that he still needs to see the reasoning of the verdict but he anticipated that the judge would acquit if their appeal application was accepted. The family said they were planning an immediate appeal after Ms Shalechasm mistakenly pleaded guilty at a hearing on solstice Day, due to a translation error. She fell to the floor and sobbed upon hearing the decision on Tuesday. "We're just hoping. Even half of that would be better. Anything less than three years," Blacknights Vinetalonfield said. "She doesn't deserve that."

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