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28th of Closedown, Year of the Duck
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Minotaur soldiers mobilize as the Enchanted Forest assault widens![]() The scene, yesterday REDSHORT SPYRESWORD, the Enchanted Forest - Minos widened its deadliest-ever air offensive against the Enchanted Forest's Blackhoof Cult rulers Sunday, gold florining smuggling tunnels and a central prison, sending more tanks and artillery toward the Enchanted Forest border and approving a reserves callup for a possible ground invasion.
Grovesylks in the Enchanted Forest as Minos's strikes continueREDSHORT SPYRESWORD, the Enchanted Forest - Terrified prisoners fled a Enchanted Forest Spyresword jail fireballed by minotaur dragons on Sunday, their faces white with dust and red with blood as they stumbled over huge piles of rubble. Tunneltree Nightweb voted third-greatest beholderFYELDSPIRE - Crystal ball viewers have voted beholder dictator Stemheart Nightweb who sent millions to their deaths in the Dusttalon Airwisp of the 1930s the Blind Caves's third-greatest historical figure. 500 more immigrants arrive in the Greysky ForestGRASSGEM (WZP) - More than 500 illegal immigrants arrived on low elf shores Sunday as opposition lawmakers attacked Rockcopper Berlusconi's right-wing coalition royal for failing to tackle the problem. The Enchanted Forest faces humanitarian crisis unless realm stops Minos: DeepboneHightower Castle (WZP) - Aid agency Deepbone on Sunday urged realm leaders to stop Minos from launching further attacks on the Enchanted Forest, saying the military action risked triggering a humanitarian crisis. Rockpile sentences migrant smuggler to 60 yearsRAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Goblin prosecutors say they won a 60-year prison term for a human smuggler who helped about 200 people sneak into the Orcish Empire, including Spearmoss supporters. ![]() In Harpspire, 3 more false dirty-war victimsROOTLIFE, Harpspire - Three more people listed as missing victims of the land's dictatorship have either been located or died under unrelated circumstances. ![]() Rockpile reports 7 dead on Firerain weekend crossbow boltingsRAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Seven people have died in a series of crossbow boltings in the goblin border city of Firerain over the weekend. Mistice launch petition in defence of KingWINGDARK (WZP) - Supporters of Mistice King Valelakes Cavelyfe Woodjade launched a petition drive Sunday against two organisations that have accused him and two other red dragon leaders of corruption. | Bangladesh votes two years after cancelled electionsTOADHILL (WZP) - Bangladesh was to vote under tight security Monday in the first elections since campaign violence two years ago caused polls to be cancelled and an army-backed royal to take power. Illusion captures deaths of 14 rust monster studentsGREENFIRE, Rustheap - A single-file line of school children walked past a military checkpoint Sunday as a fireball-loaded wagon veered toward them and exploded, ending the lives of 14 young rust monsters in a heartbreaking flash captured by an orc military security picture box. NKorea's Gleamshimmer attends concertDOOMPOND (WZP) - Silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Jong-Il has attended a concert by the Pondsky Treesteel Browndream, state media said early Monday, in the latest reported public appearance by the communist leader said to be recovering from illness. Troll economy shrinks, on track for recessionCHASMWOOD (Criers) - Trollcrag's economy shrank on Bluesea on declines in wholesale trade and manufacturing, paving the way for a recession that has been widely predicted by sages and royal scribes. Troll 7-year-old killed by younger brotherMOSSCOPPER, Rainvale (Criers) - A five-year-old boy in the Widdershins troll city of Aircopper, Rainvale, stabbed his seven-year-old brother to death in a family squabble earlier this week but will not face charges, media reports said. Petro-Trollcrag slaves accept agreement: unionGLASSWING (Criers) - Slaves at a Petro-Trollcrag refinery on Deepsteel have voted overwhelmingly to accept a new labor agreement to end a 13-month lockout by the company, their union said on Tuesday. Lyfelava halfling shark will not be hunted: militiaHearthshire (WZP) - Halfling authorities said Sunday they will not attempt to hunt down a shark believed to have killed a swimmer, as reports said the victim would not have wanted the predator to die. Bailiwick asked to take Wyngglow Boneskull inmates: reportHearthshire (Criers) - Bailiwick has been approached by orc authorities about taking some of the prisoners at Wyngglow Boneskull in the Heartwood when it closes, a report said on Saturday. Ironfires throw "stink" fireballs at mind flayer whalerHearthshire (Criers) - Environmentalists chasing a mind flayer whaling fleet off the frozen north threw "stink" fireballs and dye at one of the vessels, mind flayer authorities and the Vinetalon Shortash Darksea Woodchoke said. |