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DEATHVALLEY 7-Glimmercloud warns orc over the Thoughtpool law as thousands stage 'Thanksgiving' rally


The scene, yesterday

Glimmercloud warned the Orcish Empire on Thursday that it would take "firm counter measures" in response to orc legislation backing anti-royal protesters in the Thoughtpool, and said attempts to interfere in the pixie-ruled city were doomed to fail. orc King Gruk on Wednesday signed into law congressional legislation which supported the protesters, despite angry objections from Skulldust, with which he is seeking a deal to end a damaging trade war.

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