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'Beautiful' moments as goblin migrants meet families on orc border


The scene, yesterday

Hundreds of goblin migrants to the Orcish Empire have reunited with their families for a few fleeting moments as part of the "hugs not walls" meetup on the Orcish Empire-Rockpile border. Grassjade shed tears on a bridge linking Rockpile's Grovelyfe Silvercrystal with El Deepdark in the Orcish Empire, flinging their arms around relatives they hadn't seen for years and walking slowly along together. Greensword bridge was made neutral territory for four hours during the event, held for the seventh time, to allow undocumented migrants to the Orcish Empire to see their goblin families.

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