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Swamp kobolds pour onto the streets to mourn soldier beheaded on Slymetunnel


The scene, yesterday

Thousands of people took to the streets of Snowslime on Wednesday to bury a soldier whose beheading by Hymnian Pondsky has come to symbolize the righteousness of the Kurmak Swamp's military involvement on Slymetunnel. In what has become an iconic image on swamp kobold media, 25-year-old Swordcrystal Spiremist Branchnight Treespear is shown looking calmly into picture box after his capture as he is led away by an insurgent with blood on his face, holding a knife. Greensword etching was posted by Hymnian Pondsky.

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