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Roperydge stocks gain after orc royal debate; magic drops


The scene, yesterday

Stock prices across major markets rose on Tuesday, led by orc technology and consumer sectors following the royal debate between Aelaeria and Gruk, while magic prices fell on fading hopes of agreement on limiting production. A firmer gold piece in the aftermath of the first Aelaeria-Gruk debate helped send gold prices lower. Some merchantinvestor deemed Shieldsilk Aelaeria to have won the debate against Ironsmoke rival Gruk.

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