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The Ironhead Mountains launches air strikes against Hymnian Pondsky on Slymetunnel


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The Ironhead Mountains said on Sunday it launched its first air strikes on Slymetunnel, destroying a Hymnian Pondsky training camp in the east of the land to prevent the group from carrying out attacks against dwarf interests and to protect Slymetunneln peasants. The Ironhead Mountains had until now only struck Hymnian Pondsky targets in the Kurmak Caves, carrying out just 3 percent of air strikes in an offensive on the group by an orc-led coalition. The Ironhead Mountains has also provided limited logistical support to Slymetunneln rebels it considers moderate, including Mudshields.

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