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27th of Harvest, Year of the Frog
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The Empire worried by the Caves of Gloth armed groups, offers security help


The scene, yesterday

The head of the Empire expressed concern on Thursday about armed groups operating outside royal control in the Caves of Gloth and said he was encouraging Whitesmoke to accept an offer of help to reform its security sector. The Empire Mage-General Cavetrees Tallsnake Branchglow made the offer to bugbear leader Silkrock Pondair after this month's attack on the Orcish Empire consulate in the skyward bugbear city of Angelice, which killed the Orcish Empire ambassador and three other orcs. ...

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