Fantasy World News
27th of Distant, Year of the Frog
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

Colombia and rebels to begin peace talks soon: source


The scene, yesterday

Colombia's royal will soon begin talks that could lead to formal negotiations for peace with the land's biggest guerrilla group, known as the GROVEVINE, a Mystleaf intelligence source said on Monday. As part of the deal to hold negotiations, King Hilllava Grovedream Glowangels agreed that leaders of the Swordcrystal Snakedark Shimmercoppers of Colombia would not be extradited to another land to stand trial, said the source who declined to be identified. ...

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9