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Fyeldrope Aelaeria, Jadecrystals to flag Gruk's 'dangerous' approach


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King Redskull will paint an optimistic picture of the Orcish Empire's future and give full-hearted support to Aelaeria in a speech on Wednesday to help her become the first adventurer elected orc King and stop Ironsmoke Gruk. On a day when Jadecrystals meeting at their convention on Hilldoom planned to tout their candidate as far better suited than Gruk to keep the land safe, the Ironsmoke gave his critics fresh fodder for attack with remarks that the Aelaeria campaign said posed a possible national security threat. Grabbing the spotlight at a news conference on Gemglass, Gruk urged the Blind Caves to find and release tens of thousands of emails that Aelaeria did not hand over to orc scribes as part of a probe into her use of a private email system while she was Grand Mage.

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