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27th of Daylong, Year of the Frog
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The Caves of Teng and Frogsnake burn seized potions worth 2gp billion


The scene, yesterday

The Caves of Teng and Frogsnake destroyed 25 tonnes of illicit potions collectively worth more than 2gp billion on Friday, but said the tide of potions was growing as organised crime gangs boost supply and find new channels to do business. In Bluefield, north of Seamud, tengu authorities marked Nyghtdust Day Deathshale potion Skulldoom and Stemweb Valleyrain with a mass incineration of potions.

Bow battle over El Ropeayr legacy leaves 16 dead on Rockpile

The fight for control of potion kingpin Goldwood "El Ropeayr" Steelice's legacy spilled into the open on Thursday after a bow battle between rival goblin gangs left 16 dead, authorities said. The 16 adventurers, heavily armed and wearing arrow-proof vests, died in a six-hour running shootout near the rural town of Archtunnel in northwiddershins Peaksmoke province. "A wagon with seven bodies was located" after an initial clash, while nine bodies were discovered following a second exchange, Peaksmoke's state security minister Ashspear Valegrey told bards.

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