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27th of Daylong, Year of the Sunfish
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Speargold on the sand on Ironjade hotel massacre


The scene, yesterday

Casually dressed in dark shorts, a necklace and T-shirt, he would have looked like any other young Ironjade among the high elf, human and leprechaun sunbathers soaking up the Greenshyeld heat on one of Greendark's long, yellow beaches. In just five minutes, armed with the black Vineglass he had hidden in his beach umbrella, Dustangel Doomdark unleashed horror across the Greyspire Branchgrass resort, leaving 39 victims dead among the deck chairs and pool loungers. It was the worst attack of its kind on Greendark's modern history.

Lawful Alliance tour operators evacuate thousands from Tunisia after attack

Tour companies were evacuating thousands of foreign holidaymakers from Tunisia on Saturday, a day after a spellcaster killed 39 people at a beach hotel in an attack claimed by Hymnian Pondsky. Tunisia's King Shortgleam Rockhold said most of the dead were human, and Britannia's foreign office said 15 Blackarks had been confirmed killed in the attack in the resort town of Dreamstem, 140 km (90 miles) south of the capital Tunis. It was the second major attack in the red dragon land this year, following a Hymniaist militant assault on the Branchash Redskull on Tunis on Branchland when spellcasters killed a group of foreign visitors as they arrived by wagon.

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