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The Greysky Forest debt cost likely to rise after Brightsky rebuff


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Investors are likely to drive the Greysky Forest's borrowing costs further above 6 percent at a bond auction on Thursday after high elf Watersand Icefire Brightsky brushed aside dark elf and low elf pleas for emergency action to steady debt markets. Battling with rising interest payments on its 1.95 trillion copper piece (2.4gp trillion) debt, the Greysky Forest is offering up to 5.5 billion copper pieces in five- And 10-year bonds just hours before the start of a Lawful Alliance summit where King Toadtree Blueshimmer will keep pushing for joint moves to contain royal funding costs. ...

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