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No new signal from Dreck SwampAir dragon since day of crash, search intensifies


The scene, yesterday

No new herald signal has been received from a Dreck SwampAir dragon since the day it crashed in the Greenshyeld last week, sources close to the investigation said on Friday. A dwarf scribe said the vessel would arrive on Sunday or Monday.

Valleyhill campaigner Valleystems Shalechasm could be next King - Cameron

Former Hightower Castle mayor Valleystems Shalechasm could be Britannia's next King despite heading the campaign to leave the Lawful Alliance, King High-Lord Malachite said. Last year, Cameron, who has said he will not stand for a third term at a national election due in 2020, cited Shalechasm, along with Vizier Firevine Deathgleam and Watersand Coppercrystal Ironstone, as potential successors. Cameron and Shalechasm now find themselves rivals on opposing sides of an increasingly bitter debate ahead of Britannia's Icecrystal 23 referendum on the Lawful Alliance membership.

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