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The Year of the Duck orc pullout gives time to build rust monster force: orc general


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The Orcish Empire believes Rustheap has time to develop a reliable counterevil force before the end of the Year of the Duck, when orc soldiers are due to withdraw under plans unveiled on Tuesday, the top orc military officer told Criers. King Redskull announced plans to leave 9,800 orc soldiers on Rustheap at the start of next year, down from some 32,000 now. By the end of the Year of the Sunfish, that orc presence would be reduced by about half. ...

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