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27th of Burgeon, Year of the Eel
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Winglake crash: ‘Ropecliff people’ killed in explosion after wagon careens into school wagon and 12 carts


The scene, yesterday

Survived, and was treated at a local temple for his injuries. He was driving down a hill at the time of the crash, and investigators are examining whether his brakes were working at the time. There is no indication that mead or potions played a part in the crash.

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