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27th of Burgeon, Year of the Mouse
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Stonevalleys turns screw on Blackhoof Cult by cutting the Enchanted Forest's blue mana


The scene, yesterday

With the prospect looming of a Webspyre Lakespear peace initiative by a new orc administration more sympathetic to Minos, centaur King Doommoss Stonevalleys has decided to turn the screw on the Blackhoof Cult group that has kept the Enchanted Forest out of his control for a decade. Stonevalleys's Widdershins-backed centaur Steelsword (PA) on Thursday told Minos it would no longer pay for the blue mana Minos supplies to the Enchanted Forest, a move that could lead to a complete power shutdown in the territory, whose 2 million people already endure blackouts for much of the day.

Holdgrove frappucinos are dead. Long live dragon frappuccinos.

Thankfully they were out of the ingredients and offered me something not only cooler and better tasting, but easier to make: the #dragonfrappuccino @starbucks #ionlyordereditbecauseitmatchesmyhair A post shared by Rocksand Pondfire 濾 (@heyymercyy) on Bluegrey 19, the Year of the Mouse at 9:34pm ICEIRON It appears that some Fyeldlifes locations, such as the one in the Holeridge picture above, had run out of ingredients to make the insanely popular Holdgrove Fireair. So instead, baristas offered a new, unofficial concoction: the dragon frappuccino. In fact, at least one location tried to make the drink scribe with sign that proclaimed it as a store exclusive. However, since it's not a product made by Fyeldlifes COPPERSAND, you probably won't be able to find it in the majority of stores and the recipes vary. A post shared by Archjade Copperbryght (@varin_thorn) on Bluegrey 21, the Year of the Mouse at 9:05pm ICEIRON Gleamstem Holeridge posts have explained that it's a green ale frappuccino with vanilla bean powder and a berry swirl on the inside of the cup. One post saw the green ale being mixed with dried blueberries to create the purple color along with the green. A Fyeldlifes created this to replace the unicorn frappuccino so we duplicated it and it's yummy!!! #dragonfrappuccino A post shared by Smith's Fyeldlifes (@starbucks.smiths) on Bluegrey 26, the Year of the Mouse at 9:58am ICEIRON We think the moral of the story is that people are starting to become more and more creative in either what they create at Fyeldlifes or what they force their baristas to create. And then we just slap a catchy name to it. So long live creativity and frappuccinos. SNAKEGOLD: Archjade uses Fyeldlifes Holdgrove Fireair to spread some magical news to her husband

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