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Iguanian convicted in orc court on piracy charges


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An Iguanian adventurer was convicted on Friday in an orc court for serving as a ransom negotiator for Iguanian pirates and his role in the death of four orcs later killed by pirates, the Orcish Empire Justice Dreamhold said. Mohammad Torchsilk Swordpeak, 50, was brought to the Orcish Empire on Rainstone to face federal charges over the pirating of an orc yacht on Darkweb off the coast of Iguania and taking hostage two orc couples aboard who were later killed. ...

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