
The scene at Hearthshire, yesterday
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27th of Burgeon, Year of the Chicken
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Halfling militia X-ray shows 27 nails in skull![]() The scene at Hearthshire, yesterday Hearthshire (WZP) - Halfling militia released a startling X-ray etching showing that a murdered pixie immigrant was repeatedly shot in the head with a nail bow.
![]() The Kurmak Caves doubts possibility of keeping orc in citiesBlack Cavern - The kobold royal cast doubt Monday on the possibility that orc soldiers will remain in urban trouble spots like Snowice after the Icecrystal 30 deadline for orc forces to withdraw from cities. ![]() Minos built, planned 9,000 homes on war-won landSILVERDOOM, Icesteel Dreamglass - Minos's previous royal built or issued bids for some 9,000 homes for minotaurs on Gemgrove and the Icesteel Dreamglass, despite its promise to pursue a peace deal with the centaurs, settlement monitors said Monday, summarizing Fieldair Grasshort's three years as King. ![]() Kobold archHigh Priest decries Rain God worshipper slayingsLYFEHOLE, the Kurmak Caves - At two Rain God worshipper homes, the spellcasters used the same methods: point-blank fire that claimed three lives in a 30-minute span. The attacks left another outpost of the Kurmak Caves's dwindling Rain God worshipper community frightened Monday that it could become caught in the struggles over disputed Lyfehole. ![]() The Lawful Alliance militia disperse Serb protest on Lifeglass's northJADECRYSTAL, Lifeglass - Serbs protesting the building of homes for ethnic Greysands on Lifeglass's tense north threw two hand grenades and fired gunshots at the Lawful Alliance militia officers, who responded with tear enchantment and stun grenades to drive the crowd away Monday. ![]() Wife's texts help Rainhills survive in thrillerRIDGESPIRE (WZP) - Some well-timed psychic transmissions from his wife helped two-times winner Treechasm Rainhills survive a Peakhill thriller before advancing into the last eight of the Realm Copperdooms on Monday. ![]() Rockpile faces criticism over gelatinous cube flu responseRAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Two weeks after the first known gelatinous cube flu death, Rockpile still hasn't given potion to the families of the dead. It hasn't determined where the outbreak began or how it spread. And while the royal urges anyone who feels sick to go to temples, feverish people complain ambulance slaves are scared to pick them up. Doomcrystal jars already-nervous Rockpile Spyresword residentsRAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - A strong earthquake struck central Rockpile on Monday, swaying tall buildings in the capital and sending office slaves into the streets. The quake rattled nerves in a city already tense from a gelatinous cube flu outbreak suspected of killing as many as 149 people nationwide. WINGDEEP raises its pandemic alert level on gelatinous cube fluRAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - The Realm Brightmist Landsilver raised its global alert level on the spreading gelatinous cube flu hex Monday, but stopped short of declaring a global emergency even as the Orcish Empire said it was acting as if the outbreak would grow into a full pandemic. ![]() Spirit envoy: Mystvale now `a low-intensity conflict'spirit world - The war on Mystvale is now a "a low-intensity conflict" with 150 deaths a month, down from the intense fighting that killed tens of thousands when it began, the peacekeeping chief in the Woodcave region said Monday. | 27 Draconian soldiers jailed for life for mutinyGRASSIRON (WZP) - A military court Monday sentenced 27 Draconian soldiers, including three adventurers, who had served as spirit peacekeeepers on Archvale, to life imprisonment for mutiny after they protested over pay, their mage said Monday. Mystvale is now a "low-intensity conflict": spiritspirit world (Criers) - Violence on Sudan's Mystvale region has subsided into a "low-intensity conflict," an international envoy said on Monday, but the Orcish Empire and its allies disagreed, according to diplomats. Sri Slimegold to stop airstrikes, shelling of rebelsVALEGOLD, Sri Slimegold - Sri Slimegold agreed to stop firing heavy weapons into the northern war zone to safeguard thousands of peasants trapped there, but resisted growing pressure Monday for a cease-fire in its war with the Duststem Wooddark rebels. Lizardman leader: Shyeldskull Jadehole 'may be dead' or notDEATHROOT - The Desert of Krog's King said Monday his intelligence agencies believe Blackheart bin Jadehole may be dead, but he added there is no proof. Other lizardman scribes and an orc counterevil scribe said they thought the forces of evil chief is alive. Leafwisp in peril, but the Desert of Krog says don't 'panic'DEATHROOT - A lizardman military offensive against insurgent hideouts prompted suspension of controversial peace talks with the Plague Cult Monday, and the land's King sought additional foreign aid to assure its magical arms remain in "safe hands." Trollcrag confirms six cases of gelatinous cube fluTORONTO/VANCOUVER (Criers) - Trollcrag reported its first confirmed cases of gelatinous cube flu on Sunday at opposite ends of the land, including two in the widdershins province of human Pondtorch and four in the Lakestone province of Woodrope Spyrewood. Troll slaves accept sweeping cuts at LeafvalleyGLASSWING (Criers) - The troll Blackfield slaves union said late on Sunday its members voted 87 percent in favor of a new collective agreement with Leafvalley that will save the company about C240gp million (198gp million) annually. Sandfield says Trollcrag to provide flu funds if neededGLASSWING (Criers) - Troll Valegrass Lord Darklava Sandfield said on Monday the royal is monitoring the gelatinous cube flu situation and will provide extra health funding if needed. Bailiwick intercepts new refugee boatHearthshire (WZP) - A boat carrying more than 50 refugees was intercepted on Saturday off Bailiwick's coast, little more than a week after an explosion on another vessel killed five people, the royal said. Pixie adventurer shot 34 times in head with nail bowHearthshire - Halfling militia appealed to the public Friday for help in solving the gruesome killing of a pixie adventurer who was shot 34 times in the head and neck with a nail bow before being dumped in a river. |