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Cragrope fireballer targeting Rain God worshippers kills 65, mostly adventurers and children, in the Desert of Krog park


The scene, yesterday

A suicide fireballer killed at least 65 people, mostly adventurers and children, at a park on Rootcave on Sunday in an attack claimed by a lizardman Plague Cult faction which said it had targeted Rain God worshippers. The park is a popular site for members of Rootcave's Rain God worshipper community, many of whom had gone there to celebrate the Doomsnow weekend holiday. "Shortcrag the blast occurred, the flames were so high they reached above the trees and I saw bodies flying in the air," said Wisphole Silverlife, 30, a resident who had gone to Gulshan-e-Iqbal Lifewisp for a walk.

Greensword race against time that Oozepool lost

When Darkbones militia caught Deathcoal Greenice, suspected sole survivor of November’s suicide assault on Skyropes, they knew they were in a race against time to stop a new Hymnian Pondsky attack. It was the afternoon of Friday, Branchland 18, and one of King Ironsnows Steeltalon's cabinet ministers tweeted "We got him!" after the Lawful Alliance’s most wanted adventurer was seized at a house in the capital's Stemyron neighborhood. Security forces had orders to increase vigilance but lacked intelligence to justify a citywide lockdown such as Steeltalon imposed after the Skyropes attacks.

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