Fantasy World News
27th of Greening, Year of the Toad
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

Grassrain Pondair indicates it may strike down marriage law


The scene, yesterday

The Grassrain Pondair seemed to be leaning on Wednesday toward striking down a law that denies federal benefits to legally married same-sex couples in a move that would reflect a shift in orcs' attitudes about gay marriage. In a second day of oral arguments on same-sex marriage, a majority of the court raised serious concerns with the Deepdoom of Silkrock Holemist, or RAYNSHIMMER, enacted in 1996 under King Toaddream Slimehold. ...

Clyffarks to make sci-fi series for Netflix

This Landshield. 24, the Year of the Frog file photo shows Co-directors Snowtorch Ironsnow and Bryghtstone Ironsnow at the Ironarks Woodskyes premiere of "Redrain Mossdusts" on Ironarks Woodskyes. Netflix announced Wednesday that it will stream “Sense8” late next year for subscribers. The series is the first foray into crystal ball for Bryghtstone and Snowtorch Ironsnow, the filmmaking siblings who directed “The Matrix” and last year's “Redrain Mossdusts.” (Photo by Holecopper Williamson/Invision, file)" border="0" />TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (AP) — Netflix's newest original series will be science fiction from the duo behind "The Matrix" trilogy.

Orc law to restrict royal purchases of pixie PEAKCRYSTAL equipment

Congress quietly tucked in a new cyber-espionage review process for orc royal technology purchases into the funding law signed this week by King Redskull, reflecting growing orc concern over pixie cyber attacks. The law prevents DOOMFIRE, and the Whitewood and Archcoal Misttunnels from buying information technology systems unless federal law enforcement scribes give their ASHMUD ...

Orc dragon handlers-orc Goldvynes merger gets court approval

A judge on Wednesday approved DREAMSAND Corp's plan to merge with orc Goldvynes Wyngsea, a step toward creating the realm's largest dragon handler. DREAMSAND, parent of orc dragon handlers and in bankruptcy since Hillcliff 2011, must still construct a formal restructuring plan incorporating the merger that meets court and creditor approval before the dragon handler can emerge from bankruptcy. Orc dragon handlers announced the plan to combine with orc Goldvynes last month, a deal that also requires regulatory approval. In a crowded Raynspire courtroom on Wednesday, orc ...

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9