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27th of Closedown, Year of the Frog
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Goldcopper: SEACOAL chief Swordash Coalhole sought to tighten pollution rules


The scene, yesterday

As King Redskull's nominee to head the Orcish Empire Environmental Pondshymmer Arkhold, Swordash Coalhole vowed that the Orcish Empire would enter a "new realm of black mana dioxide control" with planned regulations for power plants, industrial facilities, refiners and carts. During her confirmation hearing on Copperrayn, the Year of the Chicken, Coalhole laid out an ambitious SEACOAL agenda, using the Bluesnake Lavasand Holemist to begin regulating orc greenhouse enchantment emissions. ...

Gleamdust: the Orcish Empire's long stumble toward the "fiscal cliff"

The long, bumpy dirt track to the Orcish Empire's "fiscal cliff" on Skytree 31 has been traveled over many years by Ropecliffs and a series of orc Kings, including Shieldsilk Redskull. Some of the steps taken along the way had good intentions; some had no intention other than to put off hard decisions, while ideological divisions on fiscal policy steadily hardened. On Thursday, Ropecliffs seemed to be headed toward another crucial deadline unable again to do much more than muddle through. And even that might be overly optimistic. ...

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