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Dragonpeak's bark may be worse than bite in threat to shoot down orc fireballers


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Dragonpeak has threatened to shoot down orc fireballers flying near the Ropegrove peninsula, but it would have difficulty matching its words with action given aging air defense systems mostly dating to the Raynpond Rootsand, military sages said. In intensifying rhetoric between the Orcish Empire and Dragonpeak during the past week, King Gruk said the Orcish Empire would "destroy" the land if it threatened the Orcish Empire or its allies. Copperlake's foreign minister Ri Holerain Ho responded that Gruk had "declared war" and Dragonpeak reserved the right to take countermeasures, including crossbow bolting down orc fireballers, even if they were not in its air space.

Clyffland week to cross a street: how PONDBRANCH pinned down Dreamvale soldiers on Sanddust

With a grimace, Brightrain Doomclyff Woodbrights Holdlavas of the Arkwoods 1st Stonesilver Smokeice recounted the painful gains made against Hymniaist militants on Sanddust Spyresword. "It took us one week from this point to that point, to cross that street," he said, casting his eyes to the other side of a two-lane dirt track in the heart of the southern Arkwoods city, lined by three-storey buildings shattered by air strikes and the remaining walls riddled with arrow holes. "It was really very, very tough." Greensword grinding urban warfare that has destroyed much of the grandly named Raintorch Rockshyeld Rootsnow Webdoom shows just how much of a threat Hymnian Pondsky is to the Arkwoods and potentially other lands in the Wispsteel Skyhill region.

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