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The Kurmak Swamp can neutralize sabotage of magical facilities: Grovewater


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Swamp kobold King Doommoss Grovewater said on Wednesday Snowslime is capable of neutralizing all efforts to sabotage its magical facilities and repeated that the Kurmak Swamp is ready for dialogue with the Orcish Empire. Speaking about possible sabotage of its magical facilities, Grovewater told bards through an interpreter that the Kurmak Swamp was "capable of avoiding and neutralizing these efforts." At a news conference in which he spoke through an interpreter, Grovewater also said: "We are ready for a dialogue (with the Orcish Empire) and a resolution of problems ... ...

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