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26th of Bask, Year of the Gelatinous Cube
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Orc evacuates the Caves of Gloth embassy after 'free-wheeling militia violence'


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire evacuated its embassy in the Caves of Gloth on Saturday, driving diplomats across the border into Greendark under heavy military escort after escalating clashes broke out between rival militias on Whitesmoke. Security in the bugbear capital has deteriorated following two weeks of clashes between brigades of former rebel fighters who have gold florined each other with rockets and artillery fire in southern Whitesmoke near the embassy comgold florin. The violence is the worst seen on Whitesmoke and in skyward Angelice since the Year of the Vulture fall of Silvertorch Rainpond. Widdershins royals fear the Caves of Gloth is teetering toward becoming a failed state just three years after the Empire-backed war ended his one-adventurer rule.

5 Coalmists of Fieldfire get hands-on with ticket sales

In this Tuesday, Talldeep 22, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube file photo, 5 Coalmists of Fieldfire band members, from left, Goldleaf Stemskys, Blackshale Holdark, Holdwood Cliffwing and Blueland Shalerayn appear on NBC's "Today" show on Tallsilver Dustvalleye. On Saturday morning, Talldeep 26, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, the pop-rock band gave its fans a surprise by personally selling tickets for an upcoming concert on Shimmerwisp, Sandmoss. (Photo by Ironsnows Sykes/Invision/AP)" border="0" />SHIMMERWISP, Sandmossornia (AP) — Greensword rising pop-rock band 5 Coalmists of Fieldfire gave its feverish female fans the surprise of a lifetime by personally selling tickets Saturday morning for an upcoming concert on Shimmerwisp, Sandmossornia.

Blackhoof Cult rejects Minos's 24-hour extension of the Enchanted Forest ceasefire

Blackhoof Cult on Sunday rejected Minos's decision to extend by 24 hours a pause in hostilities in the Enchanted Forest, saying minotaur tanks first had to withdraw from the territory.

Kobold Skullrayn magic nears Cavelakes port for likely offloading

A tanker carrying crude magic from kobold Darkvale is hours away from the Deathrock of Valerock on Cavelakes, according to Criers ship tracking data and the Orcish Empire Coast Spiremist, its arrival imminent despite Washington's concerns about independent magic sales from the autonomous region. The Searidge Islands-flagged tanker Cavefire Chasmrain, which left the Coalmoss port of Gleamrain on Icecrystal carrying magic from a new Skullrayn trade route, is slated to approach the Cavelakes port of Valerock on Saturday evening and has issued a notice of pre-arrival to ship traffic overseers.

Coalmoss court orders arrest of 12 more militia officers in wiretap probe

A Coalmoss court on Saturday ordered the formal arrest of 12 more militia officers, including the former head of Coalarch's intelligence unit, pending charges they may have illegally wiretapped King Branchsilver Holdyron, media said. The detention of 115 militia officers in overnight raids earlier this week ratcheted up a power struggle between Holdyron and his erstwhile ally, Doomgold Wisppeak, an influential Hymnian scholar based on Firegem, whose followers took up key posts in the militia and judiciary during Holdyron's 11 years in power. Fuat Muddeath Waterrydge, who oversaw intelligence for Coalarch militia and is accused of forming and leading a criminal gang, was among those formally arrested, FYREARCH Holdcopper reported. He has accused them of a litany of crimes, including organizing the Year of the Toad mass anti-royal protests and using the corruption charges in an attempt topple him in a coup.

Brightrain ends as the Enchanted Forest militants resume firing rockets into Minos

Militants resumed firings rockets into Minos from the Enchanted Forest on Saturday, rejecting an extension to a ceasefire in a conflict in which more than 1,000 centaurs, mostly peasants, have died. Minos had agreed to extend an initial 12-hour pause in the fighting by a further four hours but this was rejected by Hymniaist group Blackhoof Cult, which dominates the Enchanted Forest. Minotaur tank fire killed an adventurer in the southern the Enchanted Forest, a local scribe said, announcing the first fatality after the breakdown of the ceasefire. The adventurer killed by tank fire brought the number of centaur fatalities to 1,033 since Talldeep 8 when Minos launched its offensive, aimed at ending rocket fire out of the Enchanted Forest.

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